friendship poems, funny and modern??
i’m trying to make a scrapbook for my housemate who is moving back to Lituhania. Can anyone help by giving me some modern/funy poems, quotes and sayings? want to fill it out with some funky bits and pieces. i know she loves the purple ronnie stuff but their website is down!
You drive me round the bend
my friend.
Go back from where you came
your so lame.
I did this poem for you
cos you like purple ronnie
Richard Krech Travel Poems
CAN YOU WRITE the mushiest love poem EVER?
dont worry about how long it takes you i WILL read ALL of them!
thanks sooo much !
-xoxo
kRISTA
umm i can write good poetry but dk hopw this will turn out so here goes…first draft!
YOU COMPLETE ME….
my heart you melted since the first day I set eyes on you
I never thoguht a guy like you would take my heart so fast
You lifted me off my feet so many times
And made my problems fade away quicker than you can say “Love”
I love you…
I don’t care what people think about me and you
Because I know me and you will be together past the end
After we both die we will meet again in Heaven
I love you…
You are everythign to me
Without you I would be nothing
And living in this world would be terrerfying
I know me and you are ment to be
Because you love me and…
I love you baby
wow that came out better than i thoguht…what do u think of it?
Somebody To Love (A Justin Bieber Love Story) CHAPTER 5
Men and Women Poems? Borrowed From Sweety?
WOMAN’S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN’S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a ****.
what is this a joke or what im lost
Women Men Adore…..and never want to LEAVE Video